yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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