I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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