you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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