There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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