gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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