this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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