DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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