Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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