SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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