hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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