forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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