i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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