why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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