Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's never too late to be topless.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
