you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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