I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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