Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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