Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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