Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
A+ Viking dick
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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