Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We need a shit load of segways right now
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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