apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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