You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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