yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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