that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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