Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I have tasted many bathrooms
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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