Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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