Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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