people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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