we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she told me i tasted like america
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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