problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
