Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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