I hope mine doesn't look like that
Small penises have feelings too.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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