Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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