Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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