I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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