# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my sisters under your porch take her home
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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