It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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