Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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