Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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