like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
