East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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