Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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