I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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