if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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