So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Randomize
