her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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