I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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