If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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