I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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