Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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